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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

12.06.2025 06:39

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Sure no problem officer.

HELLO

How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why do most men who date ugly women brag like it's some big accomplishment, when any guy can pull an ugly woman?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Trump is going to target known criminals in the country illegally for deportation. The Democrats have vowed to fight him every step of the way. Don't they understand this is one of the issues that cost them the white house, the house and senate?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Who is the beast of Revelation 13?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

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